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The Oldest Bastard In The Royal Signals: Notebook
In the best tradition of British army banter this Parody 100 page lined notebook is designed to give as a gift and put a smile on the face of a veteran or a friend or colleague serving in the armed forces as a friendly wind up much more useful than a birthday or Christmas card as it can be used to shove under that wobbly table leg in the NAAFI while enjoying your NAAFI Growler.If the recipient of this esteemed gift is not 100% satisfied and delighted with it each page has been thoughtfully designed and specified to British army exercise grade toilet paper essential on any exercise where rations are low, simply tear out or cut along dotted line. The paper has also been manufactured to make excellent kindling to use as a firelighter to get that survival fire roaring in order to get that all essential brew on when you are cold wet and hungry, in fact with the British squaddie’s resourcefulness and ingenuity this handy notebook has probably got more uses than a Swiss army knife. Enjoy
Part of a series by Squaddie Brand Publishing
For other Army Notebook Parody Titles and Any Year Diary Parody titles in this series search Squaddie Brand Publishing on amazon
Warning: Contains unpolitically correct advice on how to report sick, eat a balanced diet and deal with officers. May contain 1970’s/80’s recycled military black humour
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How to Groom your Hairy Flaps: Funny Joke Gifts for Women Birthday
More Meaningful Than a Traditional Birthday Card109 Page Notepad Journal with a Hilarious Cover to make you think it is a real book
Looking for a gift that’s so hilariously insulting it could win you an award for the most memorable present? This is it
Personalized Keepsake: Unlike cards, a journal allows for personal messages, inside jokes, and memories, creating a cherished keepsake
A must-have gag gift for all Women who appreciate a bit of humour in their lives.
Ideal for: Birthdays, Bestie Gifts, Secret Santa, Office Gifts, Stocking Fillers, Mum Gifts, Gifts for Sister
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Living The Dream: Funny Adult Notebook (6″x9″ book with 120 pages of lined paper) Great for the office, home or as a gift
Living The Dream. Fantastic little 6″x9″ funny notebook and journal for adults and children, that will be a great gift for all of your friends, family and colleagues. After all there is nothing wrong with cheeky banter, humour, sarcasm and fun with anyone you know. In your office, at home, at the gym, at work….the notebook is versatile. Perfect for the professional and unprofessional alike.Sized to perfection at 6″x9″, with a wonderfully adequate 120 lined pages. Any more would be greedy, and any less would be just silly. Almost Perfect In Every Way!
Wonderful notebook that would be perfect as gift for birthdays, fathers day, mothers day, secret santa, or any other occasion. Perfect for co-workers, managers, your boss, dad, mum, girls, boys, men and women…frankly everyone.
Perfect for feeling superior to your family, sports team, work colleagues and co-workers, winding up your friends, annoying your boss and if you really are bored you could always use it to keep notes in.Let’s be honest, this is what we want to say to most of the ideas, strategies, plans, actions or lists that people come up. So say it loud, wave the book at them and shout Living The Dream! Or doodle in it, write a poem, create your dream, write your resignation letter in it or simply rip out the pages and thrown them at your friends. Endless possibilities.
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The A-Z of Welsh Rugby
A volume which provides a humorous look at the strange goings on in Welsh rugby on and off the field, from the end of season tour to the Six Nations all-dayers. Second impression; first published in February 2007.Read more
£3.80The A-Z of Welsh Rugby
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Things to remember that I will probably forget: 6×9 Journal for Everyday Notes, Daily Notebook with a funny saying to organise your day; 120 lined pages
Things to remember that I will probably forget is a 6″ x 9″ 120-page Everyday Journal
It features:
- 120 pages
- 6″ x 9″
- cream-color paper
- a cover page
- a matte-finish cover for a minimalist and elegant look
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Sure Let Me Drop Everything and Work on Your Problem : Funny Journal With Witty Phrase On The Cover , Blank Lined Notebook Snarky, Sarcastic Gag Gift … Co-Worker, Employee ,…
This sarcastic blank lined notebook Journal is the perfect gag gift for that snarky coworker on your list
Surprise them with a unique present and put a smile on their face. Maybe you need a copy for yourself, too?
Features the quote ”Sure Let Me Drop Everything and Work on Your Problem”◆This composition notebook has many uses:
Note Taking Take Notes
Writing Journaling
Write down your daily thoughts
Take meeting or class notes
Make to do lists
Journaling
down Your ideas
Organize Your Work, Homework , Remember them
Write down goals
Write letters
Write poetry◆This diary is a convenient size to keep on :
your desk
take to work or school
stash in your purse or backpack◆This Notebook Journals Features:
Size: 6×9 Inches
Pages: 110 pages
Paper: Grey-Lined paper
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Stuff I Can’t Remember: Password Log Book, Funny Alphabetical Internet Password Organizer Journal For Men and Women
The Best Password Organizer
This Password log book is designed to keep all your important web addresses, usernames, and passwords in one secure place. The Pages are arranged in alphabetical order.
Features:
- Alphabetized pages
- Professional matte cover design
- Perfectly Sized at 5.5” x 8.5”
- High quality print
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The Mad World of Sign Language: Adventures in Unfortunate English from the Readers of The Telegraph (Telegraph Books)
If you have ever been asked to ‘not keep your legs’, offered a ‘villain roast bighead’ for lunch, or even thought of visiting Buckshutem Wildlife Reserve, you will know that the English language is truly in a parlous condition.
The Mad World of Sign Language is a compendium of the most inappropriate, confusing, poorly translated and downright bizarre signs from every corner of the globe, as spotted by the readers of the Telegraph whilst on their travels. It seems that few things amuse and appal this eagle-eyed tribe as much as the abuse, misuse, mistranslation and utter mangling of the English language. Here we present an entertaining round-the-world tour of their most egregious and amusing sightings, as collected by the weekly feature Sign Language.
The ailing art of signwriting offers a timely warning about the imperilled state of modern English, both here and abroad. What more efficient and hilarious way to make the point?
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Sign Language: Travels in Unfortunate English from the Readers of The Daily Telegraph (Telegraph Books)
A hilarious tour of the state of our mother tongue, from the people who brought you Am I Alone In Thinking . . . ?, Sign Language is a collection the most inappropriate, confusing, poorly translated and mind-bogglingly bizarre signs from around the world.
Few things amuse and appal Telegraph readers as much as the abuse, misuse, mistranslation and outright mangling of the English language. So, for the past three years the Telegraph has run a weekly feature inviting members of the public to send in photographs of menus, health and safety warnings, road signs, adverts, headlines and personals columns – anything in which the language has gone egregiously, hilariously and, usually, unintentionally wrong.
Entitled Sign Language, the published selection of the very best images has become one of the newspaper’s most popular features, attracting over 300,000 online visitors every week and attracting thousands of submissions from around the world.
Now, we present the very best of Sign Language – both seen and unseen – and offer a timely warning about the imperilled state of modern English.
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