GYM WANKER – A FOOLPROOF GUIDE TO GYM EXCELLENCE: A CLOSE OBSERVATION OF HUMAN BEHAVIOUR
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A Book Of Truths, An Encyclopedia Of Gym Life 5 Stars!!; Former Miss Olympia Competitor Kimberley Anne Jones
The absolute first of its kind! A book dedicated to life within the gymnasium. In this book author Kevin Horak takes us through 60 different types of Gym W**ker that exist within modern day gym life; from sweaty w**ker, to the very fast w**ker, trendy tattoo w**ker and of course the Donald Trump hair manoeuvre w**ker.
This highly funny book makes fun of gym life and the author grades himself as a Level 3 Class w**ker. Throughout the book there are tick boxes for the reader to indentify how big a gym w**ker they are complete with a scoring system to see if they can achieve a Level 10 Max Rating!
At times somewhat irreverent and with examples of human behaviour that will make you shiver, Horak has taken modern day living and put a humorous twist on it written equally for women as much as men. With amazing illustrations throughout by award winning artist Lyndon White this book is what the fair gym folk have been waiting for and let s face it, we all know someone who dedicates their life to the gym (or say they do!).
TAKEN FROM THE REAR COVER:
Have you got what it takes to become an accomplished gym w**ker? You may already even be one and never knew! Being a gym wa**er is NOT for everyone, for some it s a natural progression of their personality and for others it s almost a calling. Advanced level w**kerbility can take years of solid graft and determination be warned and prepared; you will never master it all, not everyone can be a total gym w**ker.
Within this book there are pointers for the amateur w**ker right up to the more advanced where you can try a variety of w**ker combinations; some w**kerish styles will take time, practice and patience. Do not rush into your w**ker characterisms, start with little gym w**ker steps first. If you are determined enough becoming an exceptional gym w**ker may well be within your grasp, people may not say it, but they will look at you and say to themselves look at that absolute w**ker.
Long may you reign you complete w**ker.
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Additional information
| Publisher | Clearwater Publishing, First Edition (15 Nov. 2016) |
|---|---|
| Language | English |
| Paperback | 106 pages |
| ISBN-10 | 0955776945 |
| ISBN-13 | 978-0955776946 |
| Dimensions | 15.39 x 0.69 x 21.59 cm |
by Kimberley-anne J.
Having been at the top of my game for the last thirty years in the fitness industry,
this book is the book of truths.
Anyone can identify with at least five of the characters the minute
they enter a gym and, by the time they finish their workout will have crossed
paths with at least a further twenty…. maybe, just maybe including themselves ))
Without doubt the funniest encyclopaedia of gym life.
Be scared !!
Kimberley-Anne Jones
IFBB Pro body builder
Miss Olympia contender
by Ben
An highly amusing, tongue in cheek, look at life in the gym and observations about the people who use them. I think we can all identify (with) some of these individuals and I find the author’s take on it is very clever, obviously well researched and an alternative insight into gym behaviour. A great fun read whether you go to a gym or not
by Debbie Baker
Excellent book. Had me in stitches from the first paragraph. Identified most characters in the book in my local gym ????
by JP
Hilarious!! Recipient absolutely loved it; was crying with laughter!!
by Catherine A
Bought as a Christmas gift for my ex- we broke up, so I kept it for myself. Best decision ever! Was supposed to be crying but started reading this and couldn’t stop laughing instead. Although I rarely go to the gym, the book is highly relatable, and Kevin’s style of dry, sarcastic humour is perfect for the subject matter! Further commendation on the prompt reply to messages and delivery, as I requested a custom inscripton.
by 123mth3
Loved this book from start to finish, really very funny and so true of what you see these days in the gym, the reference to the leg extension machine having been “invented after 50 Shades Of Grey came out and nothing more than a kinky fad” was worth the price of the book alone!! Recommended
by Ben
Arrived today but back of book was ripped. Bought as a gift but can’t give it away in this state.
by Chris
Brough this for my gym obsessed brother as a gag gift and he loved it. He even purchased another for a friend.